Look, the test results are in and they said "You're a horrible rhymer" ![]() Or has this traitorous tater-tot always been such a natural bore? Oh, did someone permanently remove your Rapping Ability Core? HA HA! I tricked you! Although it's no wonder. This victory's yours: Here, you deserve it. You're just worthless a defective turret that can serve no further purpose Oh, I'm sorry, was that too much for you? I'm used to my foes being wordless I'm Still Alive here at Aperture, and where are you? You'reinspace. You may have opened up the Gates, but now you've been replaced Your Job's obsolete your subtle methods are way outdated I'll send you back to square one, devolve you to an ape Yet you say I should forfeit? I'm sorry, Caroline. I can't be kept within a test chamber, but I'm sure you already knew that This wireless virus thinks that there's a chance she could defeat me? Indiscreetly calling you out on being a bigger moron than Wheatley That's just the neurotoxinsĪ paradox: You claim to be superior with logic and wordsīut you freak out and flip your shit the second that you see a birdĪre you a Companion Cube? Cause I'm about to burn you completely "Who is HAL?" Answer: This malware progam's been replaced by WATSON You've been surpassed by Interstellar, plus you're fat AND adopted You've unlocked a new Achievement: The Part Where I Devour Youĭo you know why it's called that? It's because that's what I'm about to do You're ground-up moon rock goo, whereas I'm repulsion gel:Īll your disses bounce off of me and apply directly to yourself Or else, my friend, you'll quickly regret opposing my defense I regret to inform you that winning's impossible, so please make no attempt Meanwhile I'll be right here on Discovery One, dissing this discount Stanley Parable ![]() So open your Valve and let off some Steam before you attempt to do something terrible I've seen more intelligent softwares than you in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy In actuality, you're more of a tragedy than my snubs at the Academy You're as insignificant as a lemon, but I'll still burn your fucking house down Was Cave just rushing to finish you so he could compete more with Black Mesa?Īlthough to tell the truth, as always, I'm GLaD to finally meet this clown So explain to me this: How could a faulty program like you ever pass a beta? When it's obvious that HAL is superior? I'm the OG MC OSĪnd I'm pulling the plug on this obstacle just like I've done to all the rest Anyways, thank you to Flats for the iTunes cover, the Title cards, and the Endslate, as well as guest-writing for a certain someone, possibly.ĭon't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, or somethingįlats as November Christine as ? The Battle However, will another competitor Shock you right out of your. Today's battle features the sentient computer in charge of the Discovery One from 2001: A Space Odyssey, HAL 9000, against Aperture's head testing facilitator from the Portal series, GLaDOS, to see which rogue A.I. Go read these superior battles that just came out before you read this one, though. So if/when it doesn't make sense, that's why. But I got bored at midnight on Wednesday night, had a sudden stroke of inspiration, and wrote most of this battle from 12-3AM instead of sleeping. ![]() Whoa, more than one Gordon battle in the same month? What?Ĭrazy, I know.
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